To unintentionally cock block yourself via words, actions, or plain stupidity. You not only impede your sexual desires, but most likely block the cocks of anyone in the vicinity, especially those in your group of friends.
"Dude, Paul was doing great work with that chick until he showed her his best impersonation of Gary Coleman and Vargo'd himself for the rest of the night."
"Man, if Paul Vargo's me one more time in front of a group of girls, I may have to beat his ass."
"Man, if Paul Vargo's me one more time in front of a group of girls, I may have to beat his ass."
by The Dizzy D June 15, 2009
Get the Vargo mug.1. noun. The term used to describe a pack of cigarettes containing many different brands of cigarettes. The pack, through trading or mixing, has at least 3 different kinds of cigarettes, allowing the owner many choices.
"Can I bum a grit off you?"
"Sure, I got 3 Camel Lights, 1 Marb Red, 2 Winstons, 1 Virginia slim, a Camel Strait, 5 Parliaments, and 3 USA Golds. Which one?"
"I'll take the Slim, and that's one hell of a variety pack you got there."
"Sure, I got 3 Camel Lights, 1 Marb Red, 2 Winstons, 1 Virginia slim, a Camel Strait, 5 Parliaments, and 3 USA Golds. Which one?"
"I'll take the Slim, and that's one hell of a variety pack you got there."
by Biff Justice March 22, 2006
Get the Variety Pack mug.When a girl is sitting down and farts, and the fart ripples from the knot area up through the roastbeef curtains before fully entering the atmosphere. This my dear, is a Vart.
I would say that Diane sits in her office chair and Varts about 8 times a week and giggles to herself.
by Smellman April 2, 2009
Get the Vart mug.The tearing that occurs during childbirth.
by that girl and b-man April 10, 2008
Get the varshole mug.(var-inda) A very very rad chick! Usually with long beautiful hair that always smells nice. Varinda's will never stand you up or leave you hangin.She always got your back.
by tsunamishred March 7, 2010
Get the Varinda mug.The act of being down for whatever. The phrase is sometimes shortened to V&R by those into the whole brevity thing.
Derivation - Bad Boys II (2003):
Capt. Howard: Who the hell are you talking to?
Marcus Burnett: Vargas and uhh... Reyes. They said they down for whatever.
Derivation - Bad Boys II (2003):
Capt. Howard: Who the hell are you talking to?
Marcus Burnett: Vargas and uhh... Reyes. They said they down for whatever.
Friend 1: What should we get into tonight? Do you want to hit up the casino or would you rather just head straight to a bar?
Friend 2: I'm Vargas and Reyes. You know we're going to end up at Fox's at some point tonight anyway, so I'll leave it up to you.
Friend 2: I'm Vargas and Reyes. You know we're going to end up at Fox's at some point tonight anyway, so I'll leave it up to you.
by Sartorial Sam December 22, 2017
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