teetong

weiner, hot dog, gamete

you got a small teetong

by Joseph Molina February 10, 2004

The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck

A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.

Oh shit, its The Thing!

What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?

Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.

I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.

by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009

Tweetbomb

A massive amount of tweets aiming at one specific target, in a short amount of time. Used to produce a large amount of publicity about a topic. This word was initially used by Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks radio show.

@cnnbrk We want the public option! Look at the polls! Tell your audience what the American people want. #cnnprotest tweetbomb

by YoungTurkTom November 5, 2009

tweetle beetle

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.

Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.

by QuestionBear August 18, 2017

Tranny Tweeter

A man that creates a female profile on Twitter and tweets as though he's a woman.

My ex boyfriend became a Tranny Tweeter and pretended to be an old girlfriend of the guy I'm seeing.

Dick became a Tranny Tweeter to see if his ex's new boyfriend would hit on him/his fake girl @.

by @creativfluffer May 9, 2011

Air Tweeting

Tweeting towards someone without mentioning their name.

Person 1: "I knew she was talking about me"
Person 2:"Was she air tweeting again"

Person 1:"Yes"

by Snapback_McFly June 15, 2011

Attention Tweeter

A slight variation of 'attention seeker', which applies a user of tweeter submits tweets that reek off "ask me"

Bob: omg, have you seen Jill's tweets recently?!
Craig: Yeah I saw that read, "Omg, I hate my life"
Bob: Fucking attention tweeter.

by A chocolate fire-guard. December 15, 2011