When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
Get the Turtle heading mug.A nickname given to a male with a shaved head with a chin that sits close to his chest. His head will typically bob up and down like a turtle when eating.
Rascal: Psst! Hey homey! There's that Paisa from East Los again! Dude's chowing down on the nasty ass prison food!
Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)
Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)
Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
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1.) What you would have if you were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
2.) Something you know you wish you had!
2.) Something you know you wish you had!
1.) "Wow, Timmy has Turtle Power, he must be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!"
2.) "Aww, I wish I had Turtle Power too." 'goes off and attempts to stitch a turtle to his back'
2.) "Aww, I wish I had Turtle Power too." 'goes off and attempts to stitch a turtle to his back'
by DrNic January 18, 2006
Get the Turtle Power mug.When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.
by LEOGEO October 16, 2009
Get the turtleback bag mug.Tea-bagging someone with a turd hanging half-way out of your asshole. Preferably, the recipient will be blind-folded or closing their eyes to keep them in suspense over whether they are about to get the ballsack or the shit with every successive dip.
"I gave your mother the turtle dip, not because she is such a whore but because I thought it would make her stop trying to fuck me."
by mrcheesenowait October 22, 2011
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"What's a turtle dress"?
"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!
"What's a turtle dress"?
"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!
by nitkilla September 27, 2012
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