rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

by crash December 22, 2004

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

trumpeting

When a bald, old man perversely propositions someone younger than him, usually male, to engage in sexual musical acts.

"Bruv, that Toni tried trumpeting on me again last night!"

"Yeh stay well away from him, he's proper sketchy"

by Barry-Scott October 16, 2013

trumpet

A trumpet is a cone-shaped joint.

Swing me the trumpet, so I can play a tune.

by Diego November 28, 2003

butt trumpet

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.

load up butt trumpet

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

trumpet

Lousy pieces of shit made from brass, usually played by dumb asses who have no idea on how play, they're hated by every section. Usually classified as the utterly overrated section with shitty players. Famous trumpeters include douche bags such as Donald Trump.

Joe: God, I shouldn't have chosen trumpet.

James: Yeah, trombones are making us look like oboes.

by Semyour Butts May 10, 2011

Trumpet

A brass instrument that is only played by either complete douchebags who think they have a huge musical talent or talentless people who just want to be in band. The douchebags only wear Abercrombie shirts and gay shorts, and walk the halls singing double octave scales thinking everybody likes them.

"The trumpet is the most important instrument in the band!"
"No, it's just the gayest."

by pezbrain July 1, 2009