Muddy Mountain Topper

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

by Majio June 16, 2011

Table-topping

Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.

Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.

by ROFLMFAO2009 August 23, 2009

Topped Out

The maximum weight a muffin top can attain before shes just a fat chick.

Barley able to fit into her Jeans, she claimed to have topped out on that last big mac.

by Famous Frank December 23, 2008

TopStocks

A name given to a person of extreme intelligence.

The word originated due to the high level of intelligence shown at Australia's biggest and best Stock Forum - TopStocks.

Yes, he's every clever, some say he's as smart as TopStocks.

by TopStocks January 21, 2010

Muffin-tops

The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)

"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"

by Shane Fox September 14, 2008

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

toppa

A dirty cop dippin his hands in the drug game.

That pig ass toppa tippin fo profit, so hide yo stash, befo his bitch ass got it.

by deano April 5, 2005