Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.

Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

toast well

the holes in a toaster where bread goes

(no shit!!)

don't stick ur finger in the toast well, son

by Nige C January 30, 2004

toaster oven syndrome

A multipurpose item that fails to perform either function correctly.

I have a boat the suffers from toaster oven syndrome. It's supposed to be a sailboat and a powerboat yet doesn't sail or motor well. I hate using it.

by sailski March 3, 2010

toaster prize

1. A prize awarded indiscriminately, esp. at the entrance of an Administrative Professionals Convention.

2. A trophy granted to celebrate some arbitrary distinction--possibly invented, ironically, to celebrate a quality/flaw of the recipient

3. A consolation prize.

All runners-up received the toaster prize, a coupon for discounted orthodontic services

by Nick Paradise July 1, 2011

toastmergency

The panicked situation that exists between toast popping up and the beginning of the buttering process. This panic is necessary to ensure that the butter melts properly on the toast.

To prepare for toastmergency I pre-butter my knife after pressing down my toast.

by mushroomed December 16, 2011

toaster face

A girl/boy who has so much acne their faces they look they were smacked over the head by a toaster on high heat.

"Oh my god, did you see Megan today? What a toaster face."
"Yeah, it looked so nasty!"

by los pies es succio! January 28, 2012

Toastify

To Toastify (from the Dutch word; Tostificeren)

The act of making something that is not toast into toast by putting it into a toaster. This also counts for something that does not contain ham/cheese.

That's a nice bacon sandwich, let's toastify it!!

I'm feeling fungry, let me toastify my lunch.

by Tos Tie June 13, 2014