Pope

A noun used for a person whos totally USELESS

"What an absolute pope"
"This pope came into work today"

by Popery101 February 2, 2022

pope tard

a word used between clergymen to infer that they are the biggest retatd in their profession

"Father Carmine is a pope tard"

by Davey Boy Jenks April 9, 2010

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

Pope on a Rope

a sex move where you tie someone to the bottom of the top bunk on a bunk bed in a pose similar to a crucifixion, than tie your legs to theirs and do pull ups into their vagina/asshole.

"bro i hit that bitch with the pope on a rope maneuver last night, and god damn that hits different."

by Robo gahndi January 24, 2020

Pope Francis

A sexy hot male that I would give head to any day.

God, pope Francis do got a great dick

by MFTP, Virginia April 3, 2021

pope wagon

pope wagon is a physical definition of the head of the katlick church's FAITH that he wont be shot

pope benedick the 16th ratslayer rides in a protected pope wagon because he has FAITH that no ratlings will open fire with a gatlin gun

by humantheism October 4, 2010

Pope-Partum Depression

When the Pope leaved your city and everyone has a hard time getting themselves back to normal

Philadelphians are experiencing Pope-partum depression after the wonderful and spiritual visit from Pope Francis.

by JiLo November 13, 2015