bearded pompeii

the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin

Tom: So what did you two do last night?

Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.

Tom: You are a sick freak.

by brodudecm March 2, 2009

Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.

Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...

by Dracotic September 26, 2010

Nose Beard

A mustache. Particularly thick and full.

Dude, trim your mustache, it's like a frickin' nose beard or something.

by f.zappa March 19, 2009

bearded mermaid

A group of friends who vacation together to island tropical destinations.

The Bearded Mermaids cruise the Caribbean in search of paradise.

by Shebix July 16, 2017

rally beard

The beard you start growing until you reach your ultimate goal and can't cut it off until you get there.

Brian Wilson's rally beard keeps getting longer until he wins the World Series of Baseball.

I'm growing a rally beard until I earn $1m dollars.

by DjScratchWrecked'Em October 3, 2011

bearded elder

Male reproductive organ; a penis

I left work early to play with the kids. The bearded elder, I mean, and the twins.

by Das Brick September 18, 2006

Sex Beard

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.

I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.

by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018