the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin
Tom: So what did you two do last night?
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
by brodudecm March 02, 2009
The day after Thanksgiving...also known as Black Friday except with a twist. You just get really shitty until you blackout while other people shop.
Will: Yesterday was so sick!
Mike: What did you guys do?
Trav: We celebrated Blackout Friday by getting alcohol poisoning!
Mike: What did you guys do?
Trav: We celebrated Blackout Friday by getting alcohol poisoning!
by brodudecm November 27, 2009