thanos

gay nobb that got raised by barney and purple rasins

barney and thanos had sex

by thqnos's dick May 7, 2019

thanos

a grape with 0-6 stone on a glove

thats a tasty thanos

by tsesdktg,lkhjydmtcmjyd,;po/['p July 7, 2019

Thanos

The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.

Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"

Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"

Interviewer: "No"

Thanos: "Exactly"

by ItsJebs_YT September 26, 2019

Thanos

Verb. When you fist your girl in the ass and then snap your fingers while inside.

I was Thanos-ing my girl and when I snapped my fingers her shit disappeared.

by TheB1GLebowsG April 27, 2019

Thanos

a big purple asshole who killed people

Thanos is dead

by awsomekid123 May 22, 2019

thanos

a very angry grape with a purple "ruffles" chip stuck to his lip, with a yellow glove, and collects colorful rocks; or a gay ripoff of darkseid.

if the "earths mightiest heroes" couldn't defeat a very angry grape, than marvel is in trouble because thanos be a gay darkseid.

by epic dankness May 12, 2019

Thanos

A bald thicc ass purple space raisin running around with a granny's yellow oven mitt and a wack ass rock collection

That nigga thanos caught a fade while making breakfast

by Big Capper Dubbz April 29, 2019