tampon

a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

by samuek November 20, 2004

ass tampon

When a gay guy gets banged too often up the ass, and one day it just doesn't close up afterwards. So, the guy has to wear a tampon up his ass so all the crap doesn't fall out all over the place.

Guy in bathroom stall: Anyone got an ass tampon?!!!?!?!!!?! I forgot a spare!!!!!!!
*Everyone runs out of bathroom*

by klrpenguin66 July 2, 2004

tampon

its placed up in a vagina

my vagina is so bleeding i am putting a tampon in it

by pray4mepl0x April 17, 2009

Take The Tampon Out

1.Quit Being a Pussy

Colin: "Dude I Dont Want To Hit Him With The Paper Ball"

Nick: "Dude take the tampon out and do it!!!!"

by Nick Schauble May 3, 2008

temora

A shit hole in the middle of nowhere where there’s nothing better to do than get pregnant, smoke weed and spread rumours.

Let’s go to Temora and eat ass!

by Hellobicths December 21, 2017

suck my tampon

for girls only: what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves instead of saying suck my tits. taken from the male term suck my dick. also gets people to shut up

example 1:
guy: i heard u give great bj's wanna suck my dick
girl: suck my tampon

example 2:
dad: where the hell were u last night
daughter: out with friends
dad: give me ur phone and keys to the car ur grounded for a month
daughter: suck my tampon

by ciroc b October 31, 2010

tampon top

Refers to a redheaded person -

Red haired children have been historically branded as offspring of “unclean” sex. This has earned them taunts such as “red-knob” or “tampon tops.”

"Shelby, you're a tampon top."

by Shleyb April 6, 2006