Eastern Tech

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.
1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.
by omgzzzz December 23, 2004
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tech goggles

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.
(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...
by NM Rox March 16, 2005
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Super Tech

A Super Tech is a technician that has supreme knowledge in The industrial automation and controls industry. Not to be confused with a loop shooter or even worse an electrical tech. Super techs are a rare breed typically called in on days off to fix something an engineer screwed up. They are the highest paid on the job and for good reason. If you find a pair of his used gloves put them on, you might soak up some of his excellence.
Better call in a super tech. Noone can figure out what's wrong
by Legendary tech December 15, 2019
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Super Tech

When you half-ass your job just to try to get recognition but it just pissed everyone off because you're still a lazy fuck.
Who's on your shift today? I have a Super Tech, fml.
Don't worry, Jameson is a super tech.
by EDtech May 06, 2021
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Tech map

An excuse for bad mapping in rhythm games.
Mapper: *Makes normal shit map*
Player: this gameplay sucks
Mapper: *makes identical map but calls it a tech map*
Player: this is awesome and i love it
by emiliauwu February 24, 2022
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Lane tech

A place that is significantly better than Jones where crazy white mother fuckers go to run around doing whatever the seniors dropped a.k.a. meth,weed, and crack cocaine and where dope as fucking nerd kids in the ltac program go to do Xanax
Man Lane tech is so much better than Jones
by LaneKid420 September 07, 2021
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tech swavy

Tech person who is awesome at what they do.
You are tech swavy.
by Jaymoney2017 August 03, 2017
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