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A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is always making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.
Look at that Tool! He’ll never find out he’s being used.
Tool by Tool1492 June 15, 2018
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The prez's a tool.
Tool by Thunder Rama August 15, 2018
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A progressive metal band that formed in 1990 which is commonly thought out to be a rock band but consists of progressive metal. The current people in Tool are
Maynard James Keenan: Singer since 1990
Danny Carey: Drummer since 1990
Adam Jones: Guitars since 1990
Paul D'Amour: Bass 1990 - 1995
Justin Chancellor: Bass since 1995
More info on the wiki page. (Note it says they are a rock band but they are progressive)
Guy 1: Have you listened to Tool?
Guy 2: No whats that
Guy 1: wanna feel high without drugs?
Tool by Bobbychad August 25, 2018
n: Someone smart, infinitely persistent, and ultimately certain to succeed. Often used as a backhanded insult, the term is secretly an honorific.
v: to study insanely, especially if the weather's good.
Of course you finished that jurassic problem set. You're such a tool!
Tool by mrk_123 January 22, 2019
A male who's not a toy.
Fred was a tool so people didn't try to play with him too much.
Tool by Solid Mantis August 2, 2019
A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.
Oh fucking Tim is a tool...
Tool by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020