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Thumb (verb)

The act of pressing the "divert" button on a mobile phone in order to avoid talking to someone. Invariably the caller will realise that he or she has been "thumbed", and therefore deliberately rejected. Thumbing is often intended to be a humiliating act, a snub that establishes dominance in a relationship: the caller is the supplicant, and is wholly at the mercy of the person being called.
"I rang to ask about the job and the bastard thumbed me."

"We had a massive row and now she keeps thumbing me."

"Sorry I thumbed you earlier, I was in a really important meeting."
by Nick Angel December 17, 2003
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Thumb Cum

The art of spilling one's sexual mustard onto his thumb after a session of masturbation.
I ran out of tissues after I had a wank lastnight, I couldn't wipe off my thumb cum!!
by jackthehat June 30, 2011
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thumbfart

A thumbfart is when you misspell a word in a tweet or text message and send it out without realizing it. Similar to a brainfart when you speak. It's a word created by Dustin Zito of Real World Las Vegas on MTV. Season 25.
"I worked out like a beast today. Tonight I'm gonna need a message!" This is a thumbfart. The word should have been "massage" but "message" was used and sent by mistake.
by meatjockey October 11, 2011
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Joshua thompson

A lad with a small penis usually 2-3 inches hard he thinks he is a farmer although he has never seen a (farm) a Joshua Thompson rarely breaks 5 foot at full height he is hated by all and loved by none he thinks he is a world-class karate champion although he only has participation medals I would highly recommended not becoming friends with this being as he will eventually try to engage in a sexual relationship a Joshua Thompson favourite words are (sir) and (diffin)
Man:oh no Joshua Thompson is approaching

Man2: run I heard he is queer
by Licmadic May 21, 2018
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craig thompson

A person who wants someone else to suck their penis.
He is also known as Mini Ladd, but no one has created a definition for Craig Thompson
Craig Thompson: "yOu WaNt mY PeNiS"
This is from one of Mini Ladd's videos, where it has become a meme
by A username made when I was 9 September 24, 2019
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Miss Thompson

Works at fullhurst. Crusty dusty dinosaur her husband is dead and takes it out on the students. Fat fucking nonce and was classified as a man at birth. Fucking transgender bitch.
by ShainePatel December 17, 2019
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stoner thumb

The term used for the dry, cracked, and dead layer of skin on one's thumb, caused by repeatedly lighting a lighter while getting high.
"Hey Tom, do you think Jack does weed?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
by Mister #4 August 5, 2005
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