Thumb Sitting

The action of putting thumb into butt hole before sitting. America's favorite past time for when you are bored and no plans.

Jill: "What are you doing today?" Jack: "Oh, just a whole lot of thumb sitting."

by UmmWhatchaSay March 3, 2018

Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019

spunk spitting gutter slut

a dirty slutty lady who, as she speaks may shower you in another mans sieman

shes a right spunk spitting gutter slut.

by southern shed squad June 30, 2006

Shitting Bricks

Being in a tough situation, like going to a girls house that you really like and not knowing what to say...

I was so nervous when I was outside of Julia's house talking to her, man I was shitting bricks

by NotRobert July 10, 2009

swifting

Taking a dookie in an educational establishment, with or without pants, but usually without.

"Chance, quit swifting!"

by A friend of Mr. Swift February 27, 2010

spitting camel

To fuck someone in the ass, pull out, hock a lugie on the bunghole so they think you came, then when they turn around you unload on their face.

After I found out my girlfriend voted for Gore I gave her a spitting camel.

by MONK!! December 18, 2003

Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.

After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.

by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006