squirrel patch 

Your "squirrel patch" is for men, mostly, the nasty section of hair above your ass and on your lower back. This is for men who are not hairy like BigFoot, all over their backs...this term just refers to the ugly "patch" of hair at the bottom of the back.

That bitch scowled when I took of my shirt and she first glanced at my squirrel patch when I had my back turned toward her.

squirrel patch by LDog17 August 22, 2011

Squirrel Hunt 

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period. Named because the action of slamming your hammer and causing it to start to bleed is like killing a small rodent.

Yo man, i just gave my girl a squirrel hunt!
Thats disqusting...

Squirrel Hunt by JFWLAX October 8, 2011

Squirrel Mouth 

When your girlfriend or wife or gay lover sucks your balls during a blow job.

Does Suzy have two nuts in her mouth?

If you mean my testicles then yes, she has squirrel mouth

Squirrel Mouth by Mannimal October 3, 2014

Squirrel brains 

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.

Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.

Squirrel brains by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020

squirrel handed 

the act of sitting around holding your nuts

I was sitting there squirrel handed watching TV.

squirrel handed by Nick Pawloski September 19, 2003

squirrel pack

A group of associates referred to as "squirrels" that gather to party their bushy little tails off. The Squirrel pack is always snowflakin', but never goats around. In simpler words... The squirrel pack is bad ass.

bystander 1: "Who are those snowflakin" mother fuckers?" Bystander 2: "Why, that's the squirrel pack, you silly goat!'

squirrel pack by Mama Squirrel January 9, 2009

SQUIRREL STAND 

When you deficate into a woman's anus and then she deficates it back into your mouth.

I can't believe that bitch pulled a Squirrel Stand!

SQUIRREL STAND by Stan Chinus February 8, 2008