Soggy Smurf Delight

Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.

Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.

by ADD Smurf November 16, 2011

PAPA SMURF

Its a way to be cute (petname) with your significant other. Papa smurf was the oldest and had the wisdom to guide everyone.Daddy leader provider.

Babe is the papa smurf in our home. He (or She) always gives us good advice when we need it

by BreezeBonita September 15, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Papa Smurf’d

The act of placing shitake mushrooms in a person ass and then eating them.

Bro! I papa smurf’d Tiffany last night!

by Mamá llama February 2, 2019

Lazy Smurf

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”

When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.

by lablanca December 28, 2019