Definitions by SassetteSmurf

Sloppy Smurf 

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

Sloppy Smurf by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf 

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

Sloppy Smurf by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf 

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.

Sloppy Smurf by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018