smurf spank

after someone makes your panties wet you remove them and hit that person in the face with them.

Amber thought she had Jasmine around her finger, until she got smurf spanked.

by BPB562 July 14, 2011

Poop spank

Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.

Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.

by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014

Spasm Spank

When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.

The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.

by clivep36 April 15, 2017

Hawaiian spank

A sexual move in which one partner is severely sunburnt. Both partners get hammered off of piña coladas, then, the less burnt of the two spanks the other’s burn repeatedly.

“Looking pretty red there honey. Maybe I’ll give you a Hawaiian spank later.”

by hot sauce josh June 20, 2020

the phantom spank

when a man saws off his arm and then uses said arm to masterbate to lizzy mcguire

i just walked in on clint performing the phantom spank! said whoopi goldberg

by whoopiegoldberg April 15, 2010

C-Spank

the act of spanking ones Cock on anothers ass.

I C-Spank that bitch!!

by RDRR12356 May 18, 2009

Cheese Spank

A none Sensical phrase that is equivalent to a "high-five" or "a pat on the back". To affirm or reinforce an activity that would otherwise be uncharacteristic of a particular person or party.

Dude well done you deserve a "cheese Spank" for that one!

by Cheese spank master April 15, 2009