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smurf spank

after someone makes your panties wet you remove them and hit that person in the face with them.

Amber thought she had Jasmine around her finger, until she got smurf spanked.

smurf spank by BPB562 July 14, 2011

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February 15th, The one day out of the year you can call out someone on their consistent bad breath and or sport some mean breath of your own.

There's a run on tuna and durians, must be National Bad Breath Day.

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