Spaghetti Bollocknaise

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.

Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.

by JNS Memes May 30, 2018

Spaghetti straight

Spaghetti straight is when the person is straight until they are wet. When a person is generally straight but sleeps with the same gender.

- Hey I’m straight!

- Yeah until you’re wet !

Spaghetti straight.

by NotoriousN September 26, 2019

mr spaghetti

An absolute faggot. 100% cunt. May be psychotic.

Mr Spaghetti yesh gooo

by Naynaynygga March 21, 2020

Penis Spaghetti

Cum in long thin strands being ejaculated on to a plate of some sorts.

“Would you like a plate os penis spaghetti?”

by Scrooble dong likes MacDondles March 1, 2019

Upsetti Spaghetti

When someone is overly triggered by something or someone for no reason, or for a reason that is not only lightly infuriating.

Person 1: *Talking to friend*
Person 2: CAN YOU STOP TALKING
Person 1: Jeez you don't have to get all upsetti spaghetti

by Joel1 November 2, 2022

Spaghetti Eater

A rude compliment to give to someone. You do not want to be called a spaghetti eater! It is essentially someone who eats spaghetti.

Karl is a spaghetti eater

by Biff the cliff January 8, 2020

Spaghetti Burner

A term sometimes used to refer to an Italian-made motorcycle such as Moto Guzzi, Bimota, and, perhaps most commonly, Ducati. The term probably arose in repsonse to "Rice Burner" which refers to the more common Japanese-made sport bikes.

If it's as fast as a Suzuki, but sounds like a Harley then it's probably a Spaghetti Burner.

by Pedro Flaco February 23, 2006