Southern Highlands

The Southern Highlands is a popular place for tourists of all kinds, though it is a health hazard because it is one of the two plantation tracts of the Yimmoy, a toxic plant to most humans. And because this yellow liquidy substance is present, there is an enormous amount of Andolokingnols is the area, another extremely dangerous life form. Not only that, if the Andolokingnol finds any creature near the Yimmoy, it would kill it slowly and painfully, and because the Andolokingnol are so fast, you would have no chance of getting away. Now, back to the Southern Highlands- The Southern Highlands are situated on the Eastern side of Never Seen Whaling (NSW), inland of the coast. It is mountanous, and for it's posotion, quite dry. It snows regularly in the higher parts, though most of the time it is a peaceful and monotonous place. It is a 1 and a half to 2 and a half hour drive from Sydney, and the climate is usually mildly warm, overcast, frosty and dry.

Lily: 'Where ARE you taking us?'
Catherine: 'Ah, just to the Southern Highlands'
Lily: 'You're joking! We'll die surely, no doubt about it, the Yimmoy are toxic!'
Catherine: 'Well, yes, they are, but we won't be going anywhere near them of course, because if we did, we'd be gobbled up by the Andolokingnol before you could say 'Southern Highlands'!
Lily: 'That's exactly my point . . .'

by Germah Horltott May 6, 2011

Southern Halo

Anus. Specifically the rectum of a black magick occult practitioner, a dark coven participant or member of a hardcore metal band.

Q: Why did you name your doom metal band "Southern Halo"?
A: I was inspired by the ultra-low frequency sine waves that emanated from my anus during ritual sacrifices.

by JAbstract October 22, 2011

southern squat

When the rear of the truck sits lower in the rear. Usually in southern Kentucky, Tennessee , and South Carolina. It's a new fad growing fast among the younger generation.

He's got the southern squat going on with that rig.

by Drwathen February 27, 2014

southern ricer

A southern ricer is a person who owns a pickup truck on lifted suspension and rediculous rims (usually Fuel rims). This person also has a large, loud, and most of the time cheap exhaust.

That F-150 driver is definitely a southern ricer, just listen to his exhaust!

by Starlord April 18, 2017

Southern Vacuum Seal

The act of vacuum sealing your penis or nads in hopes of preserving it over long periods of time.

The 85 year old man had a shaft of a 16 year old boy due to the Southern Vacuum Seal.

by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

Southern Locos Gang

The Southern Locos Gang is a crew of the most down ass Surenos in 805 Cali. They throw up SLG 13, and put down for their varrio, which is Atascadero, Templeton, Santa Margarita and Paso Robles. They smoke busters like glass and chronic, and party like sailors on an all day pass. You fuck with them and you end up six feet under. They're the reason that you can't bang Norte in SLO county. They killed all the busters in 805 and have to ride up to 831 to start shit.

831 Buster: Let's show these SLG fools how to lean like a Norteno.
Southern Locos Gang member: {pulls out AK-47 and caps all the busters in the head.} "SLG SUR TRECE MOTHA FUCKA! Thats how you lean like a Norteno!" Lean all the way to the floor!"

by jay13 January 12, 2009

Southern Pansie

The English version of an American hillbilly. They like to keep it in the family and are pretty bold about their sex life. Will ask for sex advice of fb and get a response from their mother/father.

The malfoys? They claim that they are pureblood, but we all know its because they are just a bunch of southern pansies.

by Usa Chan June 25, 2018