Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
by UPMYBUTT January 27, 2019
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Short AF

any man under 5,2" is short AF, in other words short as F**k.
by Dearay13 February 21, 2019
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Short Chinned

Lack of jawline, sunken facial expression, normally occurs in the heavy lidded ,thin lipped population. Also occurs in heavy lobbed ,space eyed persons. Inbreeding at it's finest.
Look at him ,he's short chinned like a motherfucker. Must be from Hamilton
by Marie Douglas October 19, 2019
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Naked Shorts

Getting gang plowed in prison by unshowered bangers who use his shortless backside to put out their cigarettes.
Boy, Kenny is going to wish he stayed away from those naked shorts!
by The Beard of DOOM! September 27, 2021
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9-short

by gLu bOy May 20, 2018
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Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts
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Balled Short

the act of having ones testicles removed, by excessive force due to the violent rage of another.
The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles
by Nutlee January 05, 2011
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