shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

Shitpinger

(UK). To score a very powerful goal in a football match, often from outside the penalty box. Sometimes referred to as a "screamer".

Tony Yeboah scored an absolute shitpinger against Wimbledon for Leeds United back in 1995

by azpimylastemail September 5, 2023

shitting pygmies

Euphemistically; when a bowel movement is so large or unusual the resulting stool seems like it might stand up and walk away. Could be the result of something you ate.

Yo, I don't know what was in that food but I've been shitting pygmies all week.

by Von Zinzer September 18, 2023

Pen shifting

When a man (namely chris) performs sex acts with numerous other men. - Pen shifting

Chris: OMG i did some amazing pen shifting last night

by Chris123456789abc October 18, 2011

Sniff Shifting

Blaming someone else for your own stank ass farts, not only your stank ass farts but blaming for your smelly feet
insighting others to assume guilt upon another person for your stink.

farting in a crowd of people and sniff shifting to the chick with the skirt on to make everyone think she did it and say,"dont look at me like that ! you know you did it stinky bitch!" Little does the crowd of people know ...you just sniff shifted.

"smells like skank in here" said the sniff shifted in a sly blame-trillequism

by kayzerpapa March 1, 2013

sheet shifting

When the bed sheets are shifted during a sexual encounter

my woman's giving me some serious sheet shifting tonight. If you know what I mean ;)

by smartyboobs November 6, 2013

mind-shitting

An experience which leaves you utterly confused and freaked-out.

"That movie was mind-shitting!"

"Her answer to that essay question which was set, left everyone Mind-shitted."

by EarthNoodle June 8, 2014