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Scooter Nuke

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022
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Scooter Pro

Professional level scooter rider. Sponsored, and earning money. Making a profession out of scootering. They compete, and try new tricks daily.
Person 1: He is a Scooter Pro.
Person 2: Wow! (Shouts to Scooter Pro) Can you backflip? Are you sponsored?
by ScooterProRider June 1, 2022
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Scooter Boy

A boy that uses a scooter.

Typically one that has a scooter that is silver and runs smoothly.
“Look its another Scooter boy!”
How many boys have scooters?!”
“We need to find a new scooter boy! That guy is outdated!”
by heeeheeeee July 18, 2022
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Scooter

A swimsuit.........
Hey, go put your scooter on and get in the hot tub!
by Wintera83 August 31, 2022
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scooter tipping

A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion
After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.
by drhookah October 28, 2022
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Scooter pimp

A Character in "The book of Bjorf" plays no part in the main story but can go from dimension to dimension with his scooter. Mr.Pimp has a distinguished look with his jeweled top hat and accessories.

He genuinely has no part in the story but occasionally comes from his portal in the background of each scene or event of "The book of Bjorf"
"Did you see Scooter pimp there today?"

"I wonder where Scooter pimp went?"
by IAMBJORF November 18, 2022
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Scooter

a young man who knows all the information in his department, and most likely moves up the ranks in his company starting from the bottom...
Hey that guy knows everything around here, he is a scooter for sure. I hope the higher ups recognize his hard work.
by LILI Will April 6, 2023
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