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Schmeagle 

To put an unhealthy or unusual amount of mental capacity or effort into one small facet of life or any given situation. Schmeagling is most accurately described as when someone is so caught in their own way of thinking about a particular thing, that they shut out all outside opinions on the matter and firmly believe in their own delusions.
Sam has recently become obsessed with getting in shape and hitting the gym. He has bought 50 different supplements to take throughout the day to aid him. He is also going to the gym for 6-8 hours a day. Sam is schmeagling on the gym.

The homeless man walked around aimlessly on the boardwalk muttering incoherent phrases to himself and never paying any mind to others. The homeless man is a schmeagle.

An excellent and classic example of schmeagling is Gollum and the ring of power from the legendary series Lord of the Rings. Gollum schmeagles on the ring for 500 years. In my opinion this is the BEST example of what schmeagling is.
Schmeagle by Absalom1 May 6, 2022
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Schmeagle 

A slang term for the word "olive"
"I love schmeagles in my martini!"
Schmeagle by Comrade Bodeeni May 16, 2022
Verb. The act of rapidly expelling fecal matter from the anus caused by a condition affecting the colon. Characterized by stomach cramping and an excessive need to spend 40 hours in the bathroom.
He’s schmeatin his brains out in there!
Schmeat by Jamelon June 7, 2022

Schmeard 

A thick penis. Unlike a chode, it's only defining quality is girth.
Hey, have you guys seen Paudie without pants? He's got a big ol' schmeard.
Schmeard by YonnWick August 12, 2022
retard who can't take a joke
"John is being a real schmeat today
schmeat by thugshaker42011 August 16, 2022

Schmeckervekar

Another term for a nice picnic.
I had my basket ready for a lovely schmeckervekar, but there was cannon fodder all over my usual spot.
Schmeckervekar by Schmeckervekar69 September 6, 2022
High school code for a vape or juul
"I'll let you hit my gleeb if I can rip your schmeal"
Schmeal by 401.falcon September 28, 2022