gym sniffer

A person who waits around in a gym whilst fat, sweaty old people use the excercise bikes and then as soon as they leave, run up and sniff the seat.

Dude, did you see him sniff that smelly granny minge seat?
Yeah, what a gym sniffer.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

Snuffleupagus

The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.

Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.

by Bugga Bear March 3, 2009

Snaffle

To snaffle: to steal, usually food, in a sneaky manner, often accompanied by the sound "yoink".

I was walking into the kitchen when i found someone snaffling the chocolate raisins! =0

by Loocie July 15, 2005

Snuffle

An extreme form of snuggling, potentially causing severe injury or death to the recipient.

1. After returning home from work, I found my kitty dead, snuffled to death.

2. I couldn't help it! It was so soft I had to snuffle it! I never knew it would turn out like this!

3. Even though it killed the kitty, it was so worth it.

by S. H. G. March 10, 2009

Kipper Sniffer

After sex, you cum on the girl's 'vulva', then lean down and take a whiff. (Everyone's loves their own brand, by the way.) You simply exclaim, "Damn girl, you smell like kipper."

(Kipper is a fish)

When John had reached his climax, he pulled out of Sally and came on her 'vulva'. Once preforming this act, he leaned down and breathed in deeply.

"Gee, Sally, you sure smell like kipper."

"Oh John, you're so silly!"

"Gee, Sally, I thought you liked the Kipper Sniffer."

by Jessica Barber January 19, 2008

knicker sniffer

A lower status male who believes that by perpetually following around a group of girls he will eventually see some action. Ultimatly banished to "lets-just-be-friends" land. See also Chirag Parmar.

Yo chirag you're not gonna get any by continually going to fez with the girls. Stop being a knicker sniffer and come to cindies with us instead and get some!!!

by AndyJack October 11, 2005

wiffer sniffer

a person (often a pre-teen male) who farts in a bathtub so that they might bite the bubble it produces.

John, a legendary wiffer sniffer, leaned back in the bathtub with well-practiced ease and farted, then just as quickly, leaned forward again and bit the bubble.

by danton June 20, 2006