Singapore Subway

When you stick a pvc pipe down a girls ass and run micro-machines down it

I saw a deek in my front yard so i took a Singapore Subway to his ass.

by [e]SniperWolf May 25, 2003

signal

'Signal' is a slang word which originated from a group of students who studied in Leicester, UK.

Can be pronounced signal, or sig-nal (a as in 'pal'), the latter used in street slang followed by a 'rude-boy' knuckle-clicking gesture, as popularised by Sacha Baron Cohen's character 'Ali G'.

The term is used as a positive response to an event which is very good, or as a response to an object which is of very good quality.

Its origins lie in the context of having a very good television reception/signal.

"Ay up, have you seen my new footy boots?"
"Aw, Signal!"

"This is some Grade-A stuff"
*sniff*
"Sig-nal!!"

by Stanislavski December 24, 2008

JFK single bullet theory

The act of screwing a blindfolded woman from behind when a friend sneaks in and jacks off on her face. She has no idea where it came from.

"Dude, that JFK single bullet theory we pulled on Sarah the other night was the absolute tits!"

by Shlicky September 15, 2006

single wide

A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a single-wide trailer, and is therefore not as committed to the trailer park as a double wide.

He's definitely only a single wide. He'll be out of the trailer park before his 25th birthday.

by wordguy2 March 9, 2010

Turn Signal

Many people do not know this but there is actually a feature on your car called a "turn signal." The turn signal is a stick behind your steering wheel that when utilized, flashes an orange light on the outside of your car. The orange light then informs other drivers which direction you are thinking about fucking going.

Dumbass Friend: I just don't get it, whenever I turn or switch lanes, someone honks at me and gives me the middle finger.
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?

by Father Abraham II August 8, 2017

The Cecanization of Singapore Math

When the quality of Singapore math textbooks and supplementary titles took a beating in the last one and a half decades, because both local and foreign math editors were reporting to their oft-clueless bosses, who were recruited under the Singapore-India “Comprehensive Economic Cooperation Agreement” (CECA), many of whom with quasi-zero understanding of the Singapore educational system and the local educational publishing industry.

It’s hard to estimate the reputational and economic costs suffered by publishing houses in the aftermath of the Cecanization of Singapore Math: resignation of editors, frustration of authors, rejection of textbooks, brand dilution, and the like.

by MathPlus July 30, 2021

Virtue Signaling

Taking a selfie with a COVID mask to show that you are complying with CDC recommendations to protect your neighbor even though you are perfectly healthy.

Also...adding a "frame" to your profile picture saying that you got vaccinated.

She posted another masked selfie...she is just virtue signaling

by ENulembo April 21, 2021