school

A place where adults jack kids up on speed, commonly known as Ritalin, so that they will sit still and pay attention long enough to listen to adults tell them to just say no to pot.

Teacher: Joanna was caught smoking marijuana behind the school building today. She must not have been listening when we talked about the dangers of drugs, so we are going to put her on a hard drug Ritalin to make it easier for her to pay attention.

by Malafides Lucius December 24, 2008

school

School is a place where wiggers try to get too much attention (in class, in hallways, incafeteria etc.) School is supposed to help you practice for the futur, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why bother practicing?

Oh no! A wigger! Oh my god... purses everywhere... Oh look! we can see his boxers, his pants are down to his knees!

by Andrea May 13, 2005

School

A less tortrous concentration camp

Rupert went to school, only to be tortured even more.

by Rachel June 5, 2004

School

The Worst Place In The World!!! No Texting, Smoking, Or Doing ANYTHING Of Interest!!! The Only Good Things Are That You Can A: Make Out With Your Girlfriend B: Hang Out With Friends And C: Being Happy As Hell When The Bell Rings!!! Think Of A Mindfield, Hell, A Prison, And Being Married To Kim Kardashian, And Multiply It By 100,000,000!!! And THAT'S School!!!

Mom: Tommy! Get Up Or You'll Be Late For School!!!

Tommy: MOM!!! 10 More Minutes...

by A.J Simpson November 10, 2012

school

a place i hate and wish i never went to

parent: you have to go to school
kid: school is bullcorn

by thugman23 January 4, 2014

school

S- several
C- crappy
H- hours
O- of
O- our
L- life

"Hey Dani will you walk with me to math class. You know, the one taught by the MEANEST teacher in school!?"
Dani: "ugh sure. How am I supposed to use 1x+ 72×÷7.123= 2×+3.67÷ 4× for being a politician! ?"

by XxhipsterscantswimxX January 5, 2014

school

a hellhole where kids have to spend their time going to for a big chunk of their lives, in order to learn useless crap, while at the same time getting harassed, bullied and picked on by stupid kids and being yelled at by stupid pathetic teachers.

John: I hate going to school. There are too many stupid asshole kids there. I want to quit.

Joe: Well, you've got to put up with it and stay in school so you can get a good job at the end, unfortunately.

by funny fellas January 25, 2014