Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.
Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020
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Self-Care Apathy Resulting From Existence of Relationship. Refers to someone who lets go after they become established with another person. Can be used as a noun or verb as seen in examples below.
1: Dude, what happened to Mia? She's been coming in with sweatpants all week.
2: She became a scarfer ever since she got engaged.
1: Is Joe getting fat?
2: He's been scarfing ever since he got married.
2: She became a scarfer ever since she got engaged.
1: Is Joe getting fat?
2: He's been scarfing ever since he got married.
by yosupsupsup May 25, 2013
Get the scarfer mug.a state of being in which one acts and thinks like a normal person, but in essence, is simply a fat greasy slob. Commonly matched with shit coming out of ones mouth, both literally and figuratively.
-look at that fat kid with the slick back...he must be a scafa
-that cat is rockin some .5K gold...must be a scafa
-look at that fat idiot, his face is smudged with AquaFresh!
-that cat is rockin some .5K gold...must be a scafa
-look at that fat idiot, his face is smudged with AquaFresh!
by Jone Merler July 16, 2008
Get the scafa mug.An estate in leicester city, quite clean nice community but some people aren't as kind as others! Be careful how u speak around this area because although people from saff can be kind, the can also switch very easily! But all in all a great place!
by leicester123 November 29, 2011
Get the saffron lane mug.The act of vomiting when extremely nervous. The vomit usally has a thick consistency and resembles curdled milk. Its smell will is repulsive in crowded spaces and in humid, close quarters.
"Hudson had a nasty scaife last night when those hot girls rolled to the party last night eh?"
"I scaifed durring that shootout last night, did you?"
"I scaifed durring that shootout last night, did you?"
by Hershcle February 21, 2008
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