salmon canyon

British slang term for vagina.

Sickening... I can smell that girl's salmon canyon from here...doesn't she wash??

by Brad June 11, 2006

Salmammaries

Term used to refer to Salma Hayek's mammary glands.

Did you check out the those Salmammaries in Ugly Betty?

by medicalmechanica March 2, 2010

car salesman

A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers

customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?

by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008

Salas

The word for when a geometry teacher breaks a meter stick in rage.

My geometry teacher went Salas yesterday!

by Pony-Wiper November 20, 2011

salmon slapper

When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.

Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.

by GMoneySagHairs January 28, 2008

Salisbury

A suburb of Adelaide. Considered absolutely terrible by people outside of it, but it really isn't as bad as they make it out to be. Look at it this way, we're better than Elizabeth!

"Haha, those fuckers must come from Salisbury!"
"Dude, Salisbury's too good for them."
"Oh, yeah. I was thinking of Elizabeth."

by Stealthy (Hayden) April 28, 2012

salmah

A Crazy fun loving girl who's not afraid to make sexual, or "yo mamma" jokes. She's extremely musically talented. Salmah's tend to play guitar or the flute. They tend to be crazy spirited and very impulsive. Salmah's are known to be party girls, they love their friends, and anyone would be lucky to have a Salmah as a friend.

Person 1: "I impulsively dyed my hair red. "

Person 2: "That's so Salmah of you"

by turkeyboy123 May 20, 2018