one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010

doin the jamarcus russell

A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.

Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak

by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010

One-eyed-russell

Another name for a penis

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick

by Einey June 10, 2011

Being a Russell

When a friend tells you to get on an online service such as Xbox or PC, but when you get on, your friend is playing with someone else on a different game not predetermined or a game you do not have, or they simply "dont feel like it anymore". This is especially effective when you are in the middle of something and the person being a Russell interrupts your task.

Man, Adam was being a Russell last night when he told me to play PC with him but when I got on he was playing a game I didn't have and wouldn't play with me

by dmanham123 March 13, 2014

Alex Parker Russell

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.

Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell

Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well

by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019

D’Angelo Russell Sexual

Anybody who is a huge fan of D’Angelo Russell or dickriding D’Angelo Russell. They become fans of any team D’Angelo Russell plays for. These type of individuals thinks that D’Angelo Russell is better than Michael Jordan.

“That guy is such a D’Angelo Russell Sexual!”

by D’Angelo Russell Fan December 24, 2020

D’Angelo Russell

A current NBA player who for some reason gets hate for an incident he had many years ago. He also singlehandedly rejuvenated the Brooklyn Nets franchise in the course of one season. It’s a safe assumption that those who don’t call out Young for cheating and only go after D’Angelo Russell in this case are destined to be bad and unlocalized partners in their relationships.

Guy 1: Man D’Angelo Russell, what a snitch. I hate that guy.

Guy 2: So you’re okay with Nick Young cheating but Russell uploading a video isn’t okay? If he didn’t cheat there wouldn’t have been anything to record in the first place!”

by Blonde and Channel Orange February 11, 2021