kentucky dry rub

When you jerk off without using any lubrication.

"I ran out of lotion so I had to give myself a Kentucky dry rub."

by docbrown88 March 3, 2014

Blue Balls Back Rub

An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.

"You get some from the old lady last night?"

"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."

by Bart County Scrivener January 27, 2015

Muscle Rub

A rough and vigorous hand job.

Sonja gave Frank a Muscle Rub to completion. The harder the tug the more he unloads.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015

shit-rub

When the cheeks of your ass get so sweaty that it feels like you have physically shit yourself and that you are smearing it around your ass cheeks

the weathers hot and I'm getting some major shit-rub!

by mastification July 8, 2007

chubby rub

using your hand or any object to pleasure your member vigourously and with force.

i cannae wait to go hame for a chubby rub....she gave me a hell of a chubby rub, i couldn't wait to blow it on her hair.

by smiffterpop August 21, 2008

Courtesy Rub

when you start rubbing your partner to initiate sex but are hoping they don't want any because you are too tired to perform. so you can say the next day that you tried to but your partner said no.

I tried to turn him on by rubbing his cock, but I was so tired it was actually just a "courtesy rub"

by Jesse Pike July 19, 2009

Indian Rub

Much like an Indian burn, it is an excess amount of twisting and turning of the hands upon the penis in attempts of its ejaculation. This type of hand job is the least desirable of all the hand jobs. It incorporates the raising of the elbows and shoulders, and the thrusting of the head.

Zach- Hey Jorge, how's your day?

Jorge- Pretty shitty. My orphanage just burned down.

Zach- Yeah man, same here. I got a nasty indian rub by my girl last night.

by jorgeisasnake April 17, 2018