shit-rub

When the cheeks of your ass get so sweaty that it feels like you have physically shit yourself and that you are smearing it around your ass cheeks

the weathers hot and I'm getting some major shit-rub!

by mastification July 8, 2007

Run Over Rubber Dog Shit

Its how you describe to someone that you are absolutely flat on your back from influenza or a cold and unable to even stand up to do the most menial tasks in life like going to the bathroom or eating

Bill: I heard that you have the flu, how are you feeling?

Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible

by Freeze_Riggs July 3, 2016