Skip to main content

Rowley's Law

Simply put, Rowley's law states that 8 out of 10 people are idiots or morons. There may be others who have tried to pen similar laws, but Rowley of the M Lounge was the first to describe this phenomena in detail and his older posts describe this to a T. In the most basic terms, you can say the 8 out of 10 rule applies whenever you see someone behaving like a moron (which is often).
That guy Lee just shit his shorts, he must be in the 8 out of 10. That is Rowley's law in its simplest form.
by ccght67 August 16, 2010
mugGet the Rowley's Law mug.

rowtsie

A group of people who spend their weekends smashing ketamine and entering deep k-holes
Let’s get the Rowtsie boys together and get on it
by Skeng429phat September 30, 2018
mugGet the rowtsie mug.
Related Words
Rowan rowdy Rowing rowboat Rowen Rowling rowley row Rowena Rowland

Jeffrey Rowland

Webcomic artist and cowboy poet. Creator of Overcompensating and Wigu. Two awesome and popular webcomics. He also runs TopatoCo, a company he uses to sell his merchandise (his main source of income.
by Dante Adventure May 5, 2006
mugGet the Jeffrey Rowland mug.

rowland heights

A small upper/middle class suburban city of LA County, better known for it's huge Asian population. The city's main roads are scattered with endless amounts of Asian grocery stores, bakeries, and even banks. You can tell when you enter Rowland Heights because the only cars you will see are Mercedes, BMWs, Hondas,and Toyotas with little Asian women driving them recklessly. Rarely will you see a Ford or even a Chevy for that matter. You know you grew up in Rowland Heights if you and your Asian gangster wannabe friends used to hang out at the mall and at the AMC theatre on weekends. If and when you decide to stop by this city lacking in any kind of cultural diversity, do NOT be surprised by the ridiculous amounts of fixed up Honda Civics that speed by you with cheap exhaust systems sounding like broken lawnmowers. CIVICS ARE COOL and the drivers inside of them are even cooler. The typical Rowland Heights civic driver: male, under the age of 20, long spiked hair, earrings, oversized clothing, and usually with a boba in his non-driving hand. If you're not from RH, "boba" is a Chinese tea drink with starchy balls inside that became really popular a couple years back especially in asian-dominated cities. Don't let there looks fool you however, these guys are NOT gangsters. 99& of these kids all go to Rowland High School if not Diamond Bar High (another asian-wannabe infested city) and go to church on Sundays. Their parents bought them their civics and provided them with the money to put in cheap sound systems and put on ridiculous looking rims as well as their lawnmower exhausts. The Hispanic population is considerable but the Caucasian population is virtually nonexistent and the ONLY place you will see the white population in RH is at the local Police Station(most of these guys are dicks). So the next time you decide to visit beautiful Rowland Heights, California make sure you enjoy the scenery, the Asian culture, and the loud rap music that's blaring from a teenagers fixed up car.
Yo, dawg im from Rowland Heights. I'm straight up hood. Yeh, I drive my civic to work and sometimes school. But im too cool for school, i gotta drive around all day with some 50 cent bumpin from my car. Cause im hood like that. Yo and the next time you see me chillin at a boba shop, give me a holla, i be chillin with my homeboys.
by RH BABY March 12, 2008
mugGet the rowland heights mug.

Rowdy Down

So drunk that you cannot function. So drunk that you lose control of all bodily functions. So drunk and hammered that you lose control of your body and all its functions and flail violently in the wind. For lack of wind see example.
Ben Sherwood aka The Legend aka B.Sher comin out the woods, rowdied down on the top step, post-show. He puked, he pissed, he passed out. On the top step. This is how you rowdy down.
by Lydiadavis32 December 27, 2011
mugGet the Rowdy Down mug.

rown

issa is such a rown but wbk!
by mrs holland September 23, 2019
mugGet the rown mug.

Rowsdower

Rowsdower and Joe Don Baker were seperated at birth and sent to neighboring countries.
by Dan February 7, 2004
mugGet the Rowsdower mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email