Messenger Puppet

1 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a sock puppet.
2 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a proxy.

"Either you have a very lacking scholarly grasp of the applicable laws in this matter (which I find unlikely considering (various matters)) or following your "meeting" with the partners were simply acting as their messenger puppet on (date). "

by Wink Dinkerson January 21, 2006

Sometimes puppies are brown

From comedian Louis C.K. Initially referred to inane, inconsequential comments made by children which have no impact on the world or life. Can be applied to any pointless comment made by someone of any age.

"Daddy, I have to tell you something, you have to stop what you are doing and listen!" Kneeling down, "Yes honey?" "Daddy, sometimes puppies are brown."

by slushiesybil74 November 12, 2009

Ain't No Puppy

A phrase, meaning that something is difficult, long, or tiresome.

If you decide to tear off and reshingle your entire roof by yourself... ain't no puppy.

by Ryan's_Bro February 19, 2010

Holding a puppy

When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.

Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.

by SousedBergin June 4, 2010

Nigerian Swag Puppy

Its when someone acts black, are cool and yet they have a soft side on the outside. a real person.

"Damn man, Armando is seriously a Nigerian swag puppy. He's so cool and yet his sensitive side gets all the bitches."

by Niggaffer December 16, 2011

Digital Puppy Eyes

The digital equivalent of the puppy eyes face most often used by children and women who want something.

Most commonly found, although certainly not limited to, in the form of sad faces on AIM.

My girlfriend digital puppy eyes'd me at work into buying her tampons at Walmart on the way home.

by Webster's Bastard Child November 5, 2008

Corn puppies

"Corn puppies" is slang for miniature corn dogs.

Hoodrat 1: Yo nigga i'm starving ! Hoodrat 2: Yea nigga lets go munch on some corn puppies !

by tyronenia January 14, 2008