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Primrose Kitten

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.

IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.
"oh it's a primrose kitten paper... *SLAMS HEAD ON DESK*"
by H@nnah November 17, 2024
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Premorisent

Premorisent (adj.)
A fleeting awareness that you may be the first person to experience a specific moment, say a unique sentence, or stand exactly where you are—unrepeatable and unshared by anyone before you.
• He paused mid-sentence, struck by a premorisent moment—had anyone ever said those words before?
• The rooftop was empty, silent, premorisent.
• She stood on the shoreline, feeling strangely premorisent, like the first and only witness.
by ELN. April 24, 2025
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prioritisation

The phenomenon where someone only thinks unimportant things when there's no more important things that must be thought of.
During finals week, my friend's prioritisation kicked in, and she only worried about what snacks to bring instead of studying for her exams.
by Emotional Cruiser July 31, 2025
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Primo

When a skateboard flips or turn only half way, only to end up landing on its side.
Trick so difficult I landed primo about 10 times already.
by JJ_0802 September 9, 2025
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Primary caregiver pimp

Form of diability caregiver abuse where both pepole are on welfare/disability pension, and the primary care giver is actually trafficking a disabled person.

Also called ODSP spousal abuse

Primary caregiver pimps also accuse their common law wife's of prostitution, and police department throws the ODSP domestic violence victum out of their home, on allegations alone.

This is a well known grifter con job
Yeah, my TeePee pay Primary caregiver pimp.
by Modern Women December 20, 2025
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Drury Primary School

Quite possible the best school in South Auckland. The school itself is average, but the student are definitely the best. And the coolest. And the funniest. Everyone loves them.
The teachers arent that great and favour people over others. There is also one called "The Muffin" who everyone hates.
I love drury :)
Oh no! We are versing Drury Primary School today! We are going to get poned...
by jadii.wadii;) October 23, 2011
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Poo Priority

(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.
Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!

Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?

Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..
by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011
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