Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
Any person that has a weird or abnormal body shape; they may appear to most people as obese or anorexic to be considered unshaped.
“Look at her upper body compared to her lower body with her unshaped ass!”
“Why does this unshaped bitch think she cute just because she got her hair done?”
“She’s like a stick, with her unshaped ass she don’t need to talk about nobody she got small boobs and a lil butt too.”
“How even is that unshaped bitch that tall and that skinny at the same time.”
When we woke up this morning after not having the sex you promised we'd have, I got more upset because you seemed UNSHADED by it and completely oblivious.