When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.
by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018
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Get the Preach mug.I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.
by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021
Get the Premature Epackulation mug.When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.
"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."
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