Poisoning the Position Fallacy

A political form of Poisoning the Well where a position is discredited by associating it with extreme or reviled ideologies, regardless of the actual views of those who hold it. Accusing all BRICS+ supporters of "Nazbol/Duginism/Z Nationalism" regardless of their actual reasons is a classic example. The move poisons the position by painting anyone who holds it as tainted by association with extremism. The fallacy lies in treating political alignment as evidence of ideology, ignoring the diversity of reasons people might support something. It's guilt by association applied to positions, not just people—poisoning the position so no one can hold it without being tainted.

Poisoning the Position Fallacy "I support BRICS+ because of multipolarity and economic cooperation. Response: 'Oh, so you're a Duginist Nazi-Bolshevik!' That's Poisoning the Position Fallacy—associating my position with extremism to discredit it, regardless of my actual views. My reasons are mine; their associations are theirs. Poisoning the position avoids engaging what I actually think by tarring it with brushes I never touched."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026

Fallacy of Objective Position

A rhetorical move where one claims to occupy an "objective position" free from bias, then uses that claimed objectivity to dismiss others as biased—while simultaneously accusing them of "appeal to authority" whenever they cite experts. The fallacy combines the worst of both worlds: the arrogance of claiming objectivity (Objectivity Bias) with the weaponization of fallacy accusations (Fallacy of Authority accusations). The result is a position that can't be challenged: any expert cited is dismissed as "appeal to authority," while one's own claims are protected by the mantle of "objectivity." It's a rhetorical fortress with no windows.

"She cited climate scientists. 'Appeal to authority!' he declared. He then stated his own opinion as 'just the objective truth.' That's Fallacy of Objective Position: his views are objective; her experts are fallacies. The double standard is the point. He occupies the objective position—conveniently defined as wherever he stands."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.

“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position”

by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026

vietnamese fly trap position

This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.

I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.

by kingify January 14, 2025

Belarusian sex position

It is a sexual position that is made up by someone, who has just learned about how bogus Urban Dictionary is - and wants desperately to impress their friends.

A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!

by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025

The Amy Position

A sex position commonly found in orgies in which 3 people perform the eiffel tower position and the rest of the participants play limbo under the middle of the eiffel formation. This position was dubbed the Amy Position due to the shape of the eiffel tower resembling the letter A for Amy. The Amy Position can also be used in other sex positions found in orgies such as the Sienna Position.

"Hey Sienna want to join us in doing the Amy Position that we're going to do in the orgy this Saturday?"
"Darn tooting Amy, i'd love to"

by fnv2010 February 13, 2025

The Sienna Position

A sex position commonly found in orgies with more than 10 participants where they form the name Sienna with their bodies either upright or on the floor during different forms of coitus. This position, while called the Sienna Position, can be performed with other names and combined with other positions such as The Amy Position.

"The Sienna Position is one hell of a position it got me pregnant just the other day during our monthly orgy that Amy organises"
"Well there probably won't be another one for a while because I heard Amy got knocked up as well"

by fnv2010 February 13, 2025