Minnesota Popsicle

When a girl takes a shit, freezes it and then masturbates with it.

Also when a guy takes a shit, freezes it and fucks a girl with it.

Jessica, you know I'm in to scat, right? Well yesterday I had a Minnesota Popsicle.

by freeze ez February 21, 2010

Popsicle Time

Something you yell at your friends when they lose. Needs to be said with authority, otherwise it just sounds stupid. The best thing for them to do is to go to the freezer, get a Popsicle, and forget it ever happened.

Jack: "Popsicle Time!"
Jill: "Don't you mean checkmate?"

by Luke S Awesome August 9, 2010

tijuana popsicle

To give a tijuana popsicle is to give a blowjob.

Wow, McNast gave the ol' tijuana popsicle to a guy in front of everyone! That's sick!

by Haggerty January 31, 2008

Self Swirl Popsicle

Also known as SSP. During any type of sex, the male ejaculates into his hand. The ejaculate is smeared over a finger (mostly the middle but any works). The male then sticks the finger up his own ass, slowly pulling it out and licking it clean.

My girlfriend and I were having phone sex and towards the end I enjoyed a self swirl popsicle.

by GothFreak December 28, 2006

poopsicle

A chocolate treat that brendan likes to eat, not too sour, not too sweet, but just right. After you poop you grab a stick, remove the sliver of poop from the toilet and put it on a stick

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

meat popsicle

1. noun: An edible, frozen confection flavored or concreted with bits of animal flesh.
2. noun: A penis or phallic appearing object.
3. interjection: From certain Anime/Manga circles, a nonsensical greeting or term of endearment.

1. "I could sure go for a meat popsicle on a hot day like this!"
2. "I could sure go for a hot meat popsicle on a day like this!"
3. "Hey, Meatpopsicle! I just got a new ep of Ranma!"

by Brighid N May 10, 2003

Monster Popsicle

When a girl wraps barbed wire around a guys dick and proceeds to give him a scorching fast blow job.

Dude, Lindsay gave me an amazing monster popsicle last night, but im still pretty sore

by philhawk69 August 22, 2010