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Boneless Pizza

A pizza with toppings which completely cover the crust all the way to the edge, as found in styles such as Detroit, Sicilian, and Grandma pizzas.

Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".

The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*

a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?

Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
by haloInverse November 25, 2018
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saucy pizza

A code word for, “I have my period.” It’s definitely saucy, red, and painfully nauseating. Oh, pizza because it’s in that shape.
I woke up today and had saucy pizza. I just want to lay down for the rest of the day.
by mamasmias August 11, 2022
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Pimpin' a pizza

To add extra cheese, peperoni, olives and other tasty items to a cheap and boring store bought frozen pizza before baking it in the oven. It infinitely multiplies its deliciousness.
Henrietta: Want to come over to my house? I'm pimpin' a pizza.

Julio: Maybe. What kind of tasty shit are you adding to it?
by Quiff Studdley October 22, 2009
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skeetza the pizza

Where a room full of dudes jack off onto a pizza and whoever finishes last has to eat the slice.
You guys just want to skeetza the pizza? There's one slice left..
by Wobez July 25, 2014
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p&m pizza

A restaurant in Arnold, Pennsylvania that has the best pizza in the world
OMG P&M Pizza is soooo good!
by PIZZAGUY2008 January 4, 2017
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Deep throat pizza

When you pierce a pizza pie with your dick and she slobs on the extra sausage.
Person 1- "Do you like deep dish pizza."
Person 2- "No, but I got deep throat pizza the other night."
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Level 1 Pizza Boy

Not a level 99 Mob Boss and is the starting level of any incoming mafia member, as depicted by the super realistic mafia game: Mafia City.
Oh wow, look at that level 1 pizza boy. I bet he forgot to trip over a rock and level up after breaking his spine.
by TheoSharpe January 5, 2019
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