sheep paralysis

a state in which you are not quite mentally present and your subconscious takes over your keyboard, often making remarks regarding eugenics or asexuality

i didn’t really mean what i said last night, the sheep paralysis took over my body

by iwannaiguana April 9, 2021

Leaden Paralysis

being depressed to the point that you feel as if your limbs are weighted down

Joe: After Jane broke up with Jason he said he didn't feel like he could get off his couch for days.
Tom: Oh, yeah sounds like a classic case of leaden paralysis.

by tom_humdrum July 28, 2021

SURVIVAL PARALLEX

A perplexing reference condition where your SURVIVAL is divided into purpose within the same EVENT which is they are saving you TO survive TO DIE or go to PRISON OR survive TO LIVE in CONFUSION and eventually FACE PHYSICAL CASTRATION front and back.

It is a scary condition for some people as they are caught everyday in a SURVIVAL PARALLEX which is quite a FUCKING of one's EXISTENCE.

by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021

sale paralysis

The act of becoming incapable to make a decision or act upon sales due to feeling overwhelmed

I got so many promotional emails on Black Friday and had sale paralysis so I bought nothing.

by Smohr7 November 28, 2021

fashion paralysis

An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit

For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable

by Sir. B December 5, 2021

Nicholas Padula

He is a very popular guy and one time he scored a touchdown in football. Every girl wants him and his monster italian cock. He is underage though so keep that in mind ladies. He is on creatine and can lift a lot a weight so don't mess with him. He is Mr. Cool in Syosset high school.

Wow what a nice touchdown he hit a Nicholas Padula

by Not agoody March 10, 2022

Nicholas Padula

He is a very handsome and popular man who one time scored a touchdown and thought it was really good. He is italian with a monster cock and that's because he is on creatine. He lifts a lot of weights even for his young age and boys and girls alike are after him. He is Mr. Cool in Syosset High School.

Wow what a nice touchdown he hit a Nicholas Padula

by Not agoody March 10, 2022