A “Peter Parker Moment” or “PPM” is when you try to do the right thing, but it just ends up blowing up in your face. Making you worse off than if you just chose to be a worse person in the moment.
Guy 1: “Man, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”
by Ezra Bergenstein January 19, 2022
Christian Parker Henry is very wrinkly
by Dustbucket1 May 07, 2022
by Ben GayASS Dewey June 30, 2010
When a women who is not attractive has you caught up in that pussy where you can't leave like a fly caught in a web, that's that peter parker pussy.
I haven't seen my friend in so long because that bitch has peter parker pussy.
by Cupcakessxo February 03, 2014
Someone who dines endless hours on weekdays with her friends and sits in her apartment at night in a wife beater, lacy underwear and manolo blaniks writing a column that doesn't give readers any information just gives them a new question to contemplate. So basically in the real world there is no Sarah Jessica Parker!
Sarah Jessica Parker should be removed from the urban dictionary because these words don't have a definition!
by jazzyblues October 08, 2006
an American who likes chicken and baseball, he will obsess with chicken. He tries to do the accent of his homeland but fails miserably, he will always be an Aussie bogan. Quotes will be: you legend, what a gun, son of a gun.
Person: "That guy is always acting American, why is that?"
Person 2: "Because he is a Parker Robinson (robo)!"
Person 2: "Because he is a Parker Robinson (robo)!"
by chickenparkerrobo October 15, 2018
by AMEOWWWWWWW November 01, 2019