penislet

the penis of a child. Also called a penisling.

Your penis looks like a penislet.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

pink pencile

this is the term used when refering to "Fido's" Pud, or "pecker", when it comes out of its sheeth to play with "Fifi".(pronounced; fee-fee) for all you illiterate interlectuals!

" The good (Yeah rite!!!) Rev. Al Sharpton just can't stop playing with Tawana's dogs pink pencile..."
He just aint nevuh seen nuffin like it.

by mavros May 1, 2006

Penitentiary Chances

When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.

"Don't mess with him, he won't hesitate to mess you up. He's got penitentiary chances."

by heartofsouthcentral April 17, 2019

Penileprickaton

Another word for useless or shit faced on drugs usually used against people named Nathan

Nathan you dirty Penileprickaton

Nathan your such a horrible Penileprickaton

by RegoesDragonFire January 4, 2018

Penilescroliosis

A medical condition on men, known to cause a penis to grow 3 times the size of a normal erection.

Mike went to the doctor and found out he has /Penilescroliosis/. Ian is now Mike's greatest friend.

by Greenblazer365 November 18, 2022

Penileticklement

To apply tickling to someone, or something penis.

He had a heart attack due to overuse of penileticklement.

by anonymous July 16, 2024

Erectus Penilemensus

Erectus Penilemensus means while you are fucking your old lady, she starts her period all over your erect cock.

Person 1 - Man, I fucked Victoria so hard that she bled all over me.

Person 2 - No Fool! It was just erectus penilemensus

by What’s up! November 22, 2024