Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.

I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.

by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015

Bake Off

1) a very long way of saying going to chill

2) watching ultimate police interceptors for 4 hours straight

I’m just tryna bake off

by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022

knowledge-baked

To get so high off of learning that one reaches an altered state of mind

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Paul?
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.

by HurakanIncarnate January 30, 2016

Buckle bake

A human face with ecstasy in the bloodstream.

Show us your best buckle bake.

by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009

Bake I.D.

Just like a "fake I.D.," but it is used to buy recreational weed in order to get baked or stoned or high and so on

Jayson was so incredibly excited that Jones hooked him up with his Bake I.D. that he forgot his cash when he went into the dispensary.

by von groovy May 31, 2019

Beantown Bake

The regional term for hotboxing in Massachusetts, referring to Boston's nickname, Beantown.

Hey, dude, do you up for a Beantown Bake before work?

by Uncle Festus December 14, 2012

Jim-Bakes

To be humiliated in front of your bosses' boss.

Employee got Jim-Bakes for not following procedure.

by Jim-Bakes April 20, 2018