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Chinese Monday

The time spent doing work on a Sunday in preparation for work on Monday.

Called Chinese Monday because depending on where you are, it is probably already Monday in China.
Dylan: Hey man, wanna go shoot some pool down by the sports center?

Andrew: I would man, but it's kinda Chinese Monday.
by Andj87 June 9, 2011
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hell come Monday

A phrase that is normally used with 'like' in front of it that is used to emphasize the extreme degree of the previous phrase.
It hurts like hell come Monday.

He looks like hell come Monday.

I'm busy as hell come Monday.
by ashstorm October 15, 2009
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monder

1. The first&worst day of the week.
2. The day following Sunder, and preceeding Chewsder.
3. The polar opposite of frider
4. Monder sux.
FFS it's monder, frider seems years away :(
by *osams* August 11, 2004
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Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after a super bowl when you feel hungover but still must attend: school, work, ect.

You're also still trying to remember who you were doin' in your buddie's kitchen.

Kinda like an overly progressed version of a case of the Mondays.
Hey man! Let's get a WORKIN'!
Shut up man. I'm suffereing from a Super Bowl Monday.
Okay. I'm gonna memo you about that later.

I saw you were bangin' Jill in my kitchen man while the Colts got a touchdown. Now that's what I call a score!
That's who it was?
Yea.
Damn. What a Super Bowl Monday
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 27, 2008
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Super Bowl Monday

The Monday that my factory gives the workers a day off, because Everybody is hung over from the night before... Superbowl Sunday.
Dude I'm so hungover! ..Im glad its Super Bowl Monday at work!
by Checo February 4, 2013
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Monday, Wednesday, Friday

Straight out of Montgomery Texas

Monday, Wednesday, Friday
by Knoxford April 29, 2009
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Monday fail

When you arrive home at sunday night and stress about the things you have to do for tomorrow such as an exam you had to learn for wich you didn't do earlier, because either your friends called you or there was an awesome party.

You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.

You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.

You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.
Lindsay: What's up with Josh, he smells and has a bad breath.. he doesn't look so well.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.
by Sachimaru! December 14, 2009
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