A Kauka is a
person who has a penis that is not
long, but that is thin. Such people
will also make frequent bad jokes regarding doctors.
Girl 1: Did you screw
that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, but it was bad. He was a total Kauka.
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Kauka:
Wow, it takes ages to get served here huh?
Girl: You gotta have patience dude.
Kauka: Doctors have patients, I don't.