Ant molestation

The action of molesting ants and this may give off pleasure because ants going into the urethra

Adam: Hey John stop doing ant molestation on that colony

John: sorry i just find it rather pleasant

by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020

towel molestation

When moles dig into a towel

Damn i have towel molestation in my towels

by Frogbigfartpissyman June 20, 2021

child molester

a person who accuses someone of being a potatosexual

Jared accused Tom of being a potatosexual because he was a child molester

by lkjeiejxkxi January 22, 2022

Tom mollett

Someone who can give it out but can’t take it

That guys crying because I called him fat even tho he said it to me. He’s such a Tom mollett

by Adama johnsone June 12, 2022

Mannequin molester

They like to grab Koles mannikins tits after dance and fuck a tall hot bitch named Cynthia when they get home and have a really big Marilyn Monroe poster looking at them

Girl 1:Some creep grabbed a mannikins tits at kohl’s

Girl2: oh yeah that was the mannequin molester

by Ohfr June 21, 2022

Maryland Mousetrap

When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process

“I can’t believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guy”

by Fuckknuckles June 2, 2022

Running Moosetracks

(verb)~Messing with or trying to fool someone or something

i.e. Are you tryna run moosetracks on me right now.
He was running moosetracks on my day ones ya herr.

by Daniel J Donaldson October 19, 2022