Moist Signature

Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.

I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?

by JonCoinedIt December 9, 2023

moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018

Moist Honk

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly

“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”

by Basedpenits June 9, 2023

mad moist

mad cool, really cool

Friend 1: YO U SAW DAT. Friend 2:YEAH DAT WAS MAD MOIST

by moistmadd November 26, 2009

Half past moist

1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..

2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet

"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"

by Human_cum August 25, 2016

Moist

Ben Thomson

AYYYYYY Ben thomsom is a moist yute

by Moist Thomson October 24, 2018

moist patties

when a patty is left in someone's mouth too long

"goddamn those are some moist patties"

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017